RicePirate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Echo Force Zero: Vol1]

OMG FU

you talentless HACK! Why the hell did you have references to other animes in this?! Don't you know that every popular anime out there is NOTHING like the others and they NEVER borrow from each other?!??! EVER?!

ALSO your script was totally borrowing from like 10 different movies/animes! Don't you KNOW that's illegal?! Anime series scripts are NOTHING like others and are always totally original and no cliches or stereotypes... EVER!!

Just give up, Rdhartvest, why are you even putting your heart into making original cartoons for us to watch for free?! I deserve better cuz I'm a fucking expert on flash toons.

I got better things to do like Occupy wallstreet protest where I can shit on the sidewalk and get a free iPad2 from those rich corporate business assholes who actually have and create jobs.

ban me i don't care, I'm deleting my account

[Alien Tripods PSA]

Great work man! And good luck!

Keep us posted on the contest results, and we can help vote or something :)

In terms of criticism, I'd suggest that the alien carries more weight when it falls. It felt a bit like a puppet getting it's strings cut (when it lost power), rather than a city-destroying Titan plummeting to the ground. Perhaps a slight delay as it attempts not to fall, or just a slower ease into collapsing, to build up effect of weight crashing down.

Just some thoughts :D

[Antlers]

Goddamn atrocity

That this isn't in the top 100. it's so fucking beautiful .... I'm sure the copyrighted music didn't help in terms of exposure ... but dear lord ... it was it was brilliant.

wonderful wonderful work.

Foxcato responds:

Thanks a bunch for your kind words.
You're probably right about the music. This is also the reason why I've started looking more to the AP and other obscure places for music. If only I was able to write my own tunes...

[Felix's Loopdeloops 2011]

Skipping record

On the favorite part of my song :)

Wonderfully detailed, bizarre, clever, and (as always) shockingly smooth frame-by-frame artwork.

[BONK!]

Not fair....

Such talent, such huge muscles, and luscious hair ... i hate you.

Great work man ... I love you.

El-Cid responds:

Hahaha
Well, the 'do does diddly for me doodles (as far as I know).

Thanks broseph!

[Sara]

Adorable.

Full of all the fun and goodness a birthday animation should have. There was about 40 different stills that would have been very cute B-day cards. Happy birthday to Sara :)

[the Internet Pals]

I was waiting for linkedin...

but the Newgrounds references more than made up for it ... in a big ... throbbing ... manly ... hot ... pulsing ... way.

Jazza responds:

oh thanks man. now i want you. ... in a big ... throbbing ... manly ... hot ... pulsing ... way.

[Milk of the Manwhore]

Shakespearean ... but with more nipples

A tiny taste of cultured Titus in the end. Wonderful work.

[Fish Puncher!]

Sorry ... the folding chair stole the show

I couldn't stop looking at it.

Honestly, a wonderful piece. A great mix of classic and modern styles. Ridiculously smooth fbf. Story telling included plenty of reversals showcasing the power struggle.

A real treat. Thanks :D

[Epic Jim Melon Time]

Pros and Cons of Fanimation

Similar to making a Minecraft or TF2 animation, this MLP clip instantly garners you a fan-base of millions. Fans of the show will love to see their favorite characters in a parody of yet another online phenom, Epic Meal Time, and are surely titillated by their occasionally use of the word "bitches".

On the other hand ... it is SUCH a loyal fanimation, that people who (a) know nothing about the series and (b) have a distaste for the constant counter-trolling overexposure of this latest MLP series ... can easily overlook your obvious talent, and find it bothersome.

But then I suppose this animation wasn't for the latter group, it was for the fans. Of which I am not.

Still, very nice work.